Film Review: CRITTERS 3

By the time Critters 3 (1991) is released all the steam is out of the franchise but production company New Line Cinema decides to film 2 sequels at once (as parts 3 & 4 are released just a year apart). It is not explained how there can possibly be any more critters left after the last film only that Earth bound bounty hunter Charlie (Don Opper) is still at work making the world safe from the creatures the best way that he can.

This time a critters catches a ride with a impoverished family who have stopped over near Grover’s Bend. A father and his two children come into contact with a run-down Charlie who looks more like a homeless man than a bounty hunter. When the family returns home to their apartment complex they are unaware of their hitchhiker and soon the complex is overrun with critters.

If you thought the original film was light on violence then you haven’t seen anything as this film is far too kid-friendly for its own good. Even though the main characters are still kids this film makes you think as though the film makers were trying to make a film for the PG crowd and the overall films suffers for it as it is far to domesticated for my tastes. After an all too brief appearance at the beginning Charlie doesn’t reappear until half way through the film and he is played completely for laughs this go-around. Although the previous two films had their humor and the character of Charlie has always been the comic foil, there is no one in this film that can balance the comedy like Scott Grimes did in the previous films. The film makers try to do this with the three main children leads in the film but they can’t hold the film and the overall film suffers. This film is actually boring through many of the repetitive parts.

This being sad I enjoyed the ending of the film more than the film itself as the End Credit sequence sets up the events for Part 4 and it is a welcomed return to see Terrence Mann return as Ug (despite the fact that at the end of Part 2 he has the same face as Charlie).